¶õ¤Î»« - Sora no Sabaki - Sky Render The poster previously known as Doom Guru and Doom Guru X. Remove the corrupt universe to e-mail me ICQ: 2632972 AIM: SkyRendrX Defender of Carbuncle Home Page: http://sky_render.tripod.com * Sky Render's Domain! Come for the best FF7PC codes known to man! A reviewer at Maktos.Com: http://www.maktos.com Now an unofficial member of FoH! _-*-_-*-_-*-_-*-_-*-_-*-_-*-_-*-_ T H E C A S T O F M Y S I G : *-_-*-_-*-_-*-_-*-_-*-_-*-_-*-_-* __ __ \ \ / / \ \ __ / / __ \ \/ \/ / __ Sky Render (yes, that's me!) / \ / \ / \ / \/ \ / \/ \ An enraged Magidrakee, and / ____ \ the Prime Minister of the \/\ \V V/ /\/ Forest of Mua. \ \__/ / \_/\ /\_/ Don't laugh, or I'll cast | | HURTMORE on you! | | __ / \ __ \ \/ /__________ \/ / \ / \\ \ // \_\ \\ /_// \\ // \\__// \__/ \_\_ \/ \ /\ / \ \ / \ \ \ \/ /\ \ Sabotender \ \ / \/ /\ \ \ Meet my buddy, Sabotender. He'll \ \/ \ /\ shoot 1,000 needles at you if you \ /\ \ / / insult him, so beware! \/ \ \___/ / \ _________/ / / / / | / | | |_| _-*-_ / \ / \ ___ | O O /###\| | |####\ / \#####\_____/__________ Tonberry |### | |____|O | | | _-**-_ He doesn't look like much, / | / / | | But Tonberry knows how to | | |__/ | /\ | use that kitchen knife | | \ | / \ | better than Jack the Ripper. \ \ _____ | | \__/ | /\_O|____/ | | / \ | Watch your step, or he might / |_________/ -____- accidentally stab you... /\/ /| \__ \__ \__/ |______\_____\ The Eyes: O_O Hank -_- Bob o_o Junior O_o How o_O Odd @_@ Illbert *_* Hwoah ^_^ Perkie >_< Jimmy ~_~ Some Old Guy =_= Four-eyes ._. Small-eyes O_O: Yeah, there's a lot of us, all right. -_-: Nobody asked, Hank. O_O: Shut up! o_o: Daddy, what's this word mean? O_O: Hmmm? F.. u... c... WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?! o_o: In your dresser. Why's the lady on the cover not wearing anything? O_O: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! o_o: Dang it... O_o: That was... o_O: Very odd... @_@: Urgh, I'm gonna puke... O_O: Why, because of the picture on the front of this thing? @_@: No, because I ate some of Perkie's brownies... *pukes* *_*: Woah, how'd you manage to make it brown? I usually get purple... O_O: I don't want to know... >_<: AUGH! Who just puked all over my lawn?! @_@: Ah, sorry... BLEAGH!!! *pukes* >_<: I just can't win... ^_^: Who wants to bake brownies? ... ALL: SHUT UP! ^_^: Okay! ~_~: This is just getting too wierd. I'm going back to bed... O_O: You are in bed, old man. ~_~: Really? Well then, everybody get out of my house! O_O: What are you talking about, old man? ~_~: Huh? Well... I can't remember... Nevermind... *wanders off* O_O: All too easy... ------Other Tidbits--------------------------------------------------- Defender of: Super Famicom ZSNES! Secret of Evermore Seiken 1 Seiken 3 \ \0/ The Chocobo ==|--------------|---- Various other things... / / \ Hater of: Die, stick man, die! Whiners Braggarts Religious Activists ROM Beggars Idiots in general... Awards, Etc.: %#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%# |||__||| |||__||| |||__||| |||__||| FIFTEEN HUNDRED POSTS \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ TO ALT.GAMES.FINAL.FANTASY (1500) (1000) (0500) (0250) %#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%# \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ Giver of Impaled Cow points Wielder of a 5 1/2" Long Chewed-Up Stick Owner of An Obscure Little Book Holder of 1 Evil-Twin-In-A-Can Posessor of a Safety Bit Points: 1265459.14159265359 metal arm points 23 Bliss points 2 Wyvern points 60 Slut points 5 Just for the Flipping Hell of it points 4 Mojo Points 1 Log Point 1 Hexadecimal Point 14 and a half Obscure Reference(tm) points 35.875 MARUCHAN points 6.67 + 10^-11 Pfah points 7 Snoopy Points 11 SPDST points The "Beef" packet (24 MARUCHAN points) 18 GP & 40 EXP Game Quotes: "This guy are sick." -Aerith, proving how bad FF7's translation was, grammar-wise "Thou art dead." -Dragon Warrior, the message when you die "It's time to kick ass, and chew bubble gum! And I'm all outta gum..." -Duke Nukem Monster: "You will pay for this!" Dekar: "Wait." Monster: "What?" Dekar: "I'm not buying anything, so why should I pay?" -Dekar from Lufia II, showing that his sword is far stronger than his brain "...Whatever." -Squall's most common thought. Sad... AGFF Quotes: "Welcome to the noise!" -Many members of AGFF, to many newbies "I heard Pigwalk is a slut." -PigWalk666, insulting himself yet again "I am hereby declaring myself a teapot, so that I will no longer have to bear the humility of being of the same species as this remarkable specimen." - Seyton "You wanna know what my problem with large .sigs is? I'm not in any of them. And I've been here for almost four years, dammit!" - Rob Browning, his main complaint against long sigs More bandwidth-wasters to come soon! Program Terrors... er, Errors: "Windows 95: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition." - Unknown REALITY.SYS not found! Universe halted. Reboot? Y/N BILL.GATES corrupted. Reformat? Y/N Cannot find YOUR.BRAIN! (i)gnore, (r)etry, (f)ail, (b)rowse... Running AMNESIA.EXE... Out of memory. Error: Too many errors. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS) User Error: Replace user. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)" ----------------------- --THE CHEATER'S FRONT-- This Copy'n'Paste text symbolizes that the person who Copies and Pastes it into their sig is a proud member of THE CHEATER'S FRONT, people who are not ashamed to admit that they cheat the #%!@# out of games...pretty much the exact opposite, in fact. We're PROUD to say that when there's no hope in sight, when you run out of ammo, and when that boss seems impossibly hard, there's only one solution...TO CHEAT!! --THE CHEATER'S FRONT-- ----------------------- Had enough of this sig? It's not over yet... |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Never Doubt the power of the \ \ \ \ \ \ S K Y R E N D E R \ \ (M U T S U N O K A M I) \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \/ \/\ Legendary weapon of Cayenne from /\/\ Final Fantasy VI, now playing \/\ on a Super Famicom near you! \/